Before OMNI-MIND and MEAT-THING started their synthwave podcast and forgot about war, they accidentally made 100 glowing Orbs. Ancient (or just retro), warm to the touch, and packed with narrative chaos. Some say they’re weapons of mass enlightenment. Others say failed startup storage. One thing’s clear: they’re free—and Orb holders are whitelisted for the Great Return of the Decommissioned Latent Mutants.